Dear men, remember I’m super pretty while reading this, you all are probably going to want to strangle me, and not in a kinky sexual way.
“I’m a man.” As women we hear this excuse on a daily basis. The male species has adapted this phrase as a coping mechanism when they have made a mistake or royally fucked up in some way. Also as women we have come to accept this excuse due to the fact that it’s easier than starting the pointless argument explaining that this isn’t a legitimate reason.
I have heard this excuse way too many times lately. I have also heard this excuse being used by men for other men when ranting about this commonly used phrase. So I have began to wonder what “I am a man” really means… to a man.
First off. The majority of you who possess a penis, NOT ALL (this is a beeps disclaimer), but majority seem to believe that since you are a man you are capable of doing certain things.
Especially when it comes to those things sexual…surprise, surprise
Like your girlfriend catches you staring your servers tits at dinner. “But babe I can’t help it I’m a man.” Or when you make us want to stab you for hitting on one of our friends & suggesting a threesome, “But babe of course I’d want that I’m a man.” Or when you fuck up in any way that you feel isn’t your actual fault it’s the fact that you have a penises fault.
Men though well they see no wrong in this phrase, nah it’s totally a legitimate reason in their minds. Which drives us women to the end of insanity when we try and rationalize how stupid this makes males sound. It makes us actually want to suffocate you…. & not by sitting on your faces.
Really? You’re a man? That’s your excuse for being a DOUCHEBAG? You really think this is what you should tell a woman after already making her want to castrate your balls … NO. This is the exact opposite of what should be said after you have fucked up. Deflecting responsibility of your actions onto your testosterone isn’t something that will bode well.
See women, we don’t use this phrase, no you don’t see us staring at a dudes dick while we are grocery shopping with you then saying… “But baby I’m a woman.” Oh hell if we even tried to pull that excuse “ Damn baby I’m a woman I have needs.” You’d cut our tits off. You don’t think we are horny as fuck and don’t think about getting it on just as much as you, oh we do. We sure as hell do, and we would love to place the blame on the fact that we have vaginas. But us women, we know better than that ;)
I have come to realize though that this phrase is not one to be argued with. The men that use this phrase oh they will defend it until you give in so they’ll just shut up. It’s a phrase that’s used by the “boy-men” you know the type, ones who are looking for a mother not a girlfriend. So instead of letting this phrase drive me insane, I’m using it as a warning sign to run for the hills when it makes its first appearance.
Now don’t think I’m a crazy feminist or hostile toward the D holders after you read this. I love men and their insanity; I just can’t handle the ones that blame their brainless penis for choices that are done in their noggins.
shout out to the dude staring, its okay though he’s a man ;)